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Links to people who don't suck (Updated: 25 October 2003)
Links to people who DO SUCK (Updated 15 October)
This is what makes men and women tick (says the Kapitan)
If you saw the "Links to people who don't suck" and you're pissed because you saw you/your company/your product/whatever... up there, ask yourself. Why the hell are you pissed? I'm doing you a favour jackass, you are in the "Links to people who don't suck" section because you don't suck, and I like you, but the fact that you're being pissed is making me like you less, and you might end up in the section for people who do suck. So quit yer damn bitchin'
If you saw the "Links to people who DO SUCK" section, and you're pissed. I only have this to say to you, "AHAHAHAHAH!!! LOSER! You suck" threaten legal action against me and I will laugh in your face even more, and bad things will start to happen to you. Besides, everything on this website in mine own opinion, and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Lycos, Tripod, their sponsors, their sponsors sponsor's or anyone else in this whole world/solar system/galaxy/universe. You can't file a character deformation lawsuit against me, because this is mine own opinion, and you can't file a lawsuit against someone's opinion in the good old US of A. So quit yer damn bitchin', and get off my website. Maybe if you stop sucking so much, and weren't suck a black hole of suckiness you wouldn't be in the "Links to people who DO SUCK" section.
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